Dark Knight Parts 1 and 2
Dk1.wav - Hey wonder boy, what kept you? -- Schanke

Dk2.wav - Here, drink this. What is it? Grasshopper buns, eye of newt, what the hell do you care? Drink it. -- Natalie and Nick

Dk3.wav - Will somebody shoot me....please. -- Nick (learning Schanke's his partner)

Dk4.wav - Mmm. The 1962 Cadillac has more trunk space than any car made in the last thirty years. Trunk space. -- Nick, Schanke

Dk5.wav - Just a little plasma, Knight, don't get worked up about it. -- Schanke

Dk6.wav - Screw the sunlight, gimme the bottle. -- Nick

Dk7.wav - I am what I am and I don't think Betty Ford takes Vampires. -- Nick

Dk8.wav - I hate baseball. And slow games make eternity seem so much longer. -- Janette

Dk9.wav - You can't deny what you are. -- LaCroix

Dk10.wav - Mortals die. Does it really matter how or where? -- LaCroix

Dk11.wav - That hurt! -- LaCroix

For I Have Sinned

FIHS1.wav - A word to the wise. Immortality is no excuse not to floss. -- Nick

FIHS2.wav - Who knows. Maybe I'm a step closer./To God or mortality?/ Maybe both. -- Nick and Natalie

Last Act

LA1.wave - I lost an old friend the other day. /How old./ Oh...two-three hundred years./ 'Old friends' take on a whole new meaning with you. Sorry./ Yeah... -- Natalie and Nick

LA2.wav - Police! Nick--bring him back in./ Please..../ He doesn't deserve to live, Schanke./ Nick, you've solved this thing. Besides, think of the paperwork if you drop him!/ -- Schanke and Nick

LA3.wav - I hear the word 'play'--immediately I think football. Call me a boor. /Boor. (Nick and Nat) -- Nick, Natalie, and Schanke

Dance By The Light Of The Moon

DBLOM1.wav - How badly do you want me? -- Janette

DBLOM2.wav - Man I've got to go home and catch some z's. I mean I'm not worth a wad of buffalo chips if I don't get eight hours. That explains so much... -- Schanke and Nick

DBLOM3.wav - Hello, Nicholas. We're going to be friends...for a long, long time. -- LaCroix

Dying To Know You

DTKY1.wav - Don't worry, sir, we'll find your family. Without the booga-booga stuff. -- Schanke

DTKY2.wav - Why is it when the sky opens up, I'm always the one without an umbrella? -- Stonetree

DTKY3.wav - It's just like 'we don't believe in vampires'. /Tell her the truth, Nick./ I know what you are, and it hasn't made me crazy. / Maybe you're one of a kind, Nat./ That's what I've been trying to tell you for ages. Course, you might be the craziest of them all./ -- Natalie and Nick

DTKY4.wav - Sloth...well, that's better than what she called me last week. -- Schanke

False Witness

FW1.wav - If I have any more coffee, I'll be flying home. -- Schanke

FW2.wav - You OD'd on a six-foot souvlaki or something? -- Nick

FW3.wav - Common street players? Pfft. Surely six-hundred years have refined your tastes beyond that! -- Janette

FW4.wav - I saw the bullets go right through you... /Try saying that in court. I don't know about you, but I'd say they'd call you a liar! -- Kozak and Nick

FW5.wav - How can you laugh about that?/ Oh, I'm not. I'm laughing at you./What do you mean?/Oh, how can you cry about that, it's not even about people./ It's so sad./It's about a forty foot gorilla!/All right, that's it./ I take back everything I said about you having a chance at being human. I apologize. Okay? I realize that humanity isn't always perfect, Nat. -- Nick and Natalie

FW6.wav - AAGGHH!! .... Stop it! -- Nick and Natalie

Cherry Blossums

CB1.wav - Life's a bitch. -- Natalie

CB2.wav - We have to be very discreet. Don't worry about it ... I'll stonetree them. -- Kwan, Stonetree

CB3.wav - I should have popped him when I had the chance. -- Schanke

CB4.wav - Please, I'd rather you didn't pull a gun on me again... Call it a weakness. -- Nick

CB5.wav - I don't think this is a good idea. /C'mon, it's like riding a bike. You never forget./ Nick, I don't know if I've ever told you this before, but most of my patients over the last few years have all been *dead*. /Well then, this will be a nice change. -- Natalie and Nick

CB6.wav - You are what I am! -- LaCroix

CB7.wav - Nick has repented his ways. He tries to do ... good. -- Janette

CB8.wav - Oh....you may become one of them someday, but right now, right now, I know exactly what you are. -- Janette

I Will Repay

IWR1.wav - Damn you! What makes you so special, huh? What makes you the only person that deserves to live forever. Nick please. /The life I can give him is worse than death, Nat./ Oh, is it really! Well then why don't you just walk out in the sun and end it all right now. If what you have is so terrible, then just kill yourself. Here, let me do it for you. I have never asked you for anything but this. -- Natalie and Nick

IWR1.wav - Don't you have any humanity? I don't know. You're the only one who ever thought I did. -- Nick and Natalie